According to hockey lore, the Minnesota Wild spawned from the seventh ring of hell at the turn of the century. Y2K caused hell to freeze. The stir-crazy sinners needed entertainment, so they created a hockey team that trapped their fans in a Sisyphusian loop. They would always win in the regular season and lose in… Continue reading What Kind Of Devil Magic Have the Wild Performed On Vinnie Hinostroza? – Minnesota Wild
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Viking View: Bad magic | Sports
Eagles 40, Chiefs 22 by Patrick P. Marek Somewhere in Philadephia on Monday morning, Eagles fans were still warming themselves in front of celebratory dumpster fires. That’s because the Chiefs, apparently unimpressed by the Caesars Superdome pre-game activities and the revenge rap stylings of Kendrick Lamar, decided to spice things up by performing… Continue reading Viking View: Bad magic | Sports
What we learned in NFL Week 14: Chiefs continue close-game magic, Vikings pass another test
Did the Chiefs just doink their way to a division title? Sort of. Did they strengthen their lead in the race for the AFC’s top seed? Absolutely. No matter how Matthew Wright’s 31-yard field goal found its way through the goal posts late Sunday night at Arrowhead, the Chiefs’ ridiculous stretch of success in one-score… Continue reading What we learned in NFL Week 14: Chiefs continue close-game magic, Vikings pass another test